couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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