Got a toothbrush?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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