You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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