do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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