Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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