I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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