Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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