hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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