i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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