super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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