Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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