Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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