Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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