He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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