They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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