so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs sedatives and a leash
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize