I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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