Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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