I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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