We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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