Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think my moral compass just broke
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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