U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
