So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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