glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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