did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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