Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You pole danced in your parka.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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