Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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