He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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