He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
cat food counts as protein by the way
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
