Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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