i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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