thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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