what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Randomize
