Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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