just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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