I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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