Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You dont lie about slip and slides
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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