we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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