How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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