Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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