If i come over, it means nothing
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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