don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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