singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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