i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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