whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
