We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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