oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Houston, we have a blender
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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