Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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