So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize