We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
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