Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper