i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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