yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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