is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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